Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt lawrence Curved white block text below

Curved white block text below reads "CHAMPION

Raccoons delivering motivational speeches at 3 AM behind an Arby's have a better success rate than most life coaches

but never the uniforms

The 1979 date just means you've been getting away with it for decades

Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt lawrence Curved white block text belowTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft